That thing from the reel? We have it.

Yes, including the blow-dry bag and the bed big enough for you and the dog. Tap any clip on the wall to shop what's in it.

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the struggle is real
spooky season
my couch thanks me
saving every toe bean
my new carry-on
he let me in. once.
he files his own nails

Dig & File Bone Nail Board

$49
my back thanks me
he melted

Pick your struggle.

Everyone else sees a cute video. You see the couch. Drag the line and watch the fix take over.

The struggle

Your couch is part dog now.

  • Sticky sheet number fourteen.
  • Guests in black pants.
  • Nobody sits on the left cushion.
Brown couch cushion covered in white pet fur
exhibit A: the couch
The fix

One roll. Then empty it.

0sticky sheets to buy again. The chamber opens with one button.

The same cushion with the reusable roller clearing a stripe of fur
same couch, one pass
or swipe the picture
Fur-Off Reusable Hair Roller
$24

Who runs your house?

Keeps showing up on DogTokKeeps showing up on CatTok

All dog stuff All cat stuff

Paw & Photo Keepsake Frame Kit

Black
$39

Glow Rex Dino Skeleton Costume

Glow in the dark
From $39

Dig & File Bone Nail Board

$49
the fur pile reveal

Fur-Off Reusable Hair Roller

$24
he pressed OUTSIDE again

Talk Paws Recordable Buttons

$49
it runs away. he loves it.

Wild Roll Smart Dog Ball

$59
bribe accepted

Stick-Up Lick Mat

Blue
$39
the mud stays outside

Muddy Paw Cleaner Cup

Blue
$49
no static fluff

Mist Glide Spray Brush

White
$24
he melted

Hug & Knead Wearable Pet Massager

$89
the struggle is real

Puffy Pup Blow-Dry Bag

$49
my back thanks me

Back-Saver Bath & Grooming Stand

$139
he let me in. once.

Giant Human-Size Faux-Fur Nap Bed

Gray shag, 76 x 46 in
$399
my couch thanks me

ShedVac 7-in-1 Grooming Vacuum Kit

$169

Pocket Pup Sherpa Hoodie

Sage
$79
in love with a wall

Face-Rub Corner Self-Groomer

Blue
$39
bird watch, all day

Sky Lounge Window Hammock

Off-white mesh
$49
butt wiggle incoming

Peekaboo Hide & Seek Cat Toy

Ocean blue
$39
the couch is lava now

Zoomie Self-Rolling Tail Ball

$39
bunny kicks for days

Wiggle Fish Kicker Toy

Sardine
$49
she screamed. then pounced.

Chirpy Flapping Bird Cat Toy

$79

Shopping struggles, also fixed.

  • The struggle: A surprise shipping fee at checkout.

    Fixed: Free US shipping over $49, and the cart shows how close you are.

  • The struggle: “Ships in a few weeks. Probably.”

    Fixed: Arrives in 5 to 9 days if you order today. It's an estimate, and you see it before you pay.

  • The struggle: The dog hated it. Now what?

    Fixed: You have 30 days to send it back. Email hello@zoomiesdept.com with your order number.

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