That thing from the reel? We have it.
Yes, including the blow-dry bag and the bed big enough for you and the dog. Tap any clip on the wall to shop what's in it.
Seen on your feed
Nine clips that filled the comments with "wait, where do I get this". Here. You get it here.
Pick your struggle.
Everyone else sees a cute video. You see the couch. Drag the line and watch the fix take over.
Your couch is part dog now.
- Sticky sheet number fourteen.
- Guests in black pants.
- Nobody sits on the left cushion.

One roll. Then empty it.
0sticky sheets to buy again. The chamber opens with one button.

Rain walk. Hallway art.
- Paw prints all the way to the couch.
- A towel he thinks is a toy.
- Four paws, four fights.
Dip, twist, dry.
3cup sizes, from 3.7 to 6 in tall. Soft silicone bristles inside.

3 a.m. Your ankles are prey.
- Thunder down the hallway.
- The pen, pushed off the desk. Eye contact.
- You, awake.
Hand her something that kicks back.
1touch and the tail flops. Catnip inside, charges over USB.

Black sweater. White cat.
- Fluff floating in the sunbeam.
- A crackle of static every time you pet her.
- A lint roller in every coat pocket.
A fine mist. The fur stays on the brush.
1press and the fur lifts off the pins in one sheet.

Who runs your house?
Grooming
Shedding season is every season.For the fur on your black jeans.
Bath time
Wet dog, dry house. Mostly.We know. We're sorry. It helps.
Toys
For the dog who has already won fetch.For the 3am hunting shift.
Beds
Some are big enough to share.Window seats, reserved.
Walks
The mud stays outside.Trips out, with a window seat.Shopping struggles, also fixed.
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The struggle:
A surprise shipping fee at checkout.Fixed: Free US shipping over $49, and the cart shows how close you are.
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The struggle:
“Ships in a few weeks. Probably.”Fixed: Arrives
in 5 to 9 days if you order today. It's an estimate, and you see it before you pay. -
The struggle:
The dog hated it. Now what?Fixed: You have 30 days to send it back. Email hello@zoomiesdept.com with your order number.
Reviewed by the humans. Approved by the fluff.
Tag us with your pet
Reviews go up here once the first orders land. Film the unboxing, the first try, the side-eye. Tag @zoomiesdept and we'll put the best ones on this wall, with credit.




















